Transcription: Ah, I completely forgot you were coming today. Things have been so crazy lately. Yesterday I danced with a bunch of penguins and today I'm doing a spoof of Alice in Wonderland for the Playboy Channel. And they had me dressed in one of those old Playboy bunny costumes and I'm saying, I'm late, I'm late for a very important date. And if I don't get going right now I'm really, really gonna be late. Oh, could you be a sweetheart and make me a cup of coffee? I'll be right back. Okay, time for your first lesson. I have an appointment tomorrow afternoon with my acting coach. I forgot to schedule it l ...